jenandriel:

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died


it’s ironic because straight talk is exactly what would not be happening if said scenario was taking place in this century

jenandriel:

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

it’s ironic because straight talk is exactly what would not be happening if said scenario was taking place in this century

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evilsupplyco:

She had a grin that could stop a man’s heart. But as this is considered “murder” and lawyers are expensive, she only used it on special occasions.

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Things Adults Should Know How To Do

If you are informing someone that another someone died YOU SHOULD PICK UP THE PHONE AND FUCKING SPEAK WORDS. Nothing worse than thinking you’re getting a fun text and then that.

silenceofthevoid:

thisismyplacetobe:

A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the human eye. The result is that the moon doesn’t entirely block out our view of the sun, but leaves an “annulus,” or ring of sunlight glowing around it. Hence the term  “annular” eclipse rather than a “total” eclipse.

I’m in complete awe.

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msfili:

Peter Quill aka Burt Macklin FBI aka Andy Dwyer here to save the galaxy

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freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. — A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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abzzylove:

We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

abzzylove:

We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

frostirons:

dirkstirder:

moffathavemercy:

raccoonmama:

deliciouskaek:

hohohomoarigato:

anywigwilldo:

image

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

i made it ‘til 30 before my eyes got tired

oh, this is fun! :D

Made it to 47 before my hands were too cold and I had to get ready to go anyway!

Saved for when I’m on the computer

what is tHIIS

THIS IS HOW WE SHOULD TEACH KIDS TO TYPE OMFG

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